in elementary school i would lie

about people that were related to me.

i'm sorry; aunt jemima isn't my mom's sister.

i'm most aware that i'm watching a movie

when actor is portraying a real person,

but for some reason when i watch the movie

selena, i feel like i'm watching selena,

and not jennifer lopez.

for most of may, i wanted banana split pie

from marie callender's, but i went there

the second day of june and it was already gone.

i hope that i get to eat some day.

life's a novel;

i read the spark notes.